Hall of the Goblin Queenie

The only thing missing is David Bowie's Crotch.

spastasmagoria:

sammisalesbian:

this. 

Trufax. The tears of the homosexuals are what empower heterosexual marriages to positions of strength and prosperity. The homosexuals MUST weap. They MUST.

True facts~

(Source: drunkonstevphen)

"It is taking everything in me not to punch you right in the face and then dickpunch the bullshit out of you." 

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

my-journey-my-thoughts:

sarvel:

…..

I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud and found this.

Everyone needs to listen to this.

Just listen to it.

Holy shitballs, this is fucking fantastic. 

wugs:

jesus, tom

AHAHAHA god damn!

This is so insanely awesome.

(Source: followuntilyouloveme)

tugamaggie:

ghostflavoredjellybeans:

notdaredevil:

stale-brain-cake:

vieries:

nightmareloki:

So…. this Iron Man is actually a friend of mine. We plan to see about meeting for the Avengers Premiere… I’m still not sure who I am going with, but I’d be honored to see the movie along side him. Ahhh, such a nice guy and his work is fantastic.

OH MY GOD

PEES
FLIES OFF INTO THE SUN
DIES 

pees myself

HOLY SHIT

Holy shit. Yes. YES!

(940): He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts. 

Indeed.

(Source: textsfromlastnight.com)

So much yes. Unf~

(Source: clusterfuck1213)

Poor Loki :’[

AHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: theweetimorousbeastie)

GOT ASKED OUT ON A REAL DATE! LIKE A BOSS.

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