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kittydazzlepuff:

Dapper Drunk Dancing

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zappydan-the-magnet-man:

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IGN gave a higher rating to Hatoful Boyfriend than it did for Destiny or The Sims 4, what a time to be alive.

Anonymous asked,
How do you draw eyes?

littleulvar:

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Like so?

motok-wolf asked,
Any tips for nose drawing?

littleulvar:

Let me just show how I draw them?

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For my buddy-boo, sickassjigsaw.Brian Zeller from NBC’s Hannibal

For my buddy-boo, sickassjigsaw.

Brian Zeller from NBC’s Hannibal

The Ballad of Wheezy Jefferson:

"Well just like the carnival you could—"

"—Burn it down like you burned down the carnival."

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"You have time to fuck off."

"But we’re fucking off separately~"

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"Fuckin’ christ!"

"—But fucking christ separately~"

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"Just relax your throat and let it come out."

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DM: “Roll notice.”

DM: “You notice that no one gives a fuck.”

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"YOUR COMPARANTS ARE DEAD!"

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"YOU WERE REACHING FOR THAT PUN."

"YES.  I REACHED FOR IT AND DRAGGED IN BACK SCREAMING."

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"YOU STILL HAVE A TEA BAG IN THAT CUP!"

"YES. NOW IT’LL BE SIERRA MIST-TEA."

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“Entertaining guests…”

"I entertained all those people at carnival by slow roasting them."

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"Let’s go find wheezy jefferson—"

"You mean Poor Edward."

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"Think of the comparants and comchildren!"

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"The rubbery."
"Yeah, can we never use that term again?"

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"The flames do match the curtains."

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"Oh look—it’s the durandirigible."

"Pawn Poor Edward. Moderately priced Edward."

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"Why is that a thing?"

"This is another edition of “What the fuck did we just watch, Tiny?”"

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"She came in and she wreeeeeeeecked yer balls."

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"Jack has the honey. There’s no joke there, he just has it."

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"We’ve named the rat Ratrick Swazy."